Friday, January 18, 2008

What if Mitt becomes the president...

If you were his bishop could you call him and his wife to work in the nursery? And would the secret service agents help out? Would his hometeacher have to have security clearance? If he came to the ward halloween party would he have a costume on? Would the Washington D.C. 3rd ward sacrament meeting attendance double? If he didn't do his hometeaching would you call him in and give him a pep talk? Could you call him to serve as your second counselor? Just wondering...

9 comments:

Unknown said...

If I were his bishop and I voted for Hillary (purely hypothetical, as no bishop in his right mind would) I'd call him to be the cub scout leader, just to get back a little, and also to giggle about it.

I bet he would be absolved from any callings during his time as president, but if I were his home teacher I think I'd go twice a month.

I think he would go to the ward Halloween party as Napoleon Dynamite.

Anonymous said...

And when fulfilling a temple assignment, would he be accompanied by recommend toting Secret Service Agents?

Would he accept (and complete) his annual quorum assignment for nightly building lockup?

When the single mom he's been asked to home teach needs the drain cleared under the kitchen sink, does he bring the White House snake?

Bryan & Bobbie said...

These are all very interesting ideas. It'll be fun to see what happens.

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Anonymous said...

I think his name IS anonymous brother Bryan. It's German I think.

-Eric

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